February 2012
that awkward moment when you have to explain to...
i have the greatest friends in the world -.-
Me: you caught me right before i left lols
Andisha: left? YOU CAN WALK? HALLLELUJAH
Me: im taking a cab to my podatrist to get my bandages changed. my dogs tried to eat me this morning -.-
Andisha: have fun limping then cripple and LOL
Me: i feel the love im smothered in it
Andisha: I just pictured you falling to the floor not being able to get up and the dogs going >:] Dinner >:} *attacks*
Me: i hate you
Andisha: XDDDD
Me: i have such great friends -.-
Andisha: Don't you though
saryi:
andrewbreitel:
happy birthday rhianna
make sure they beat the eggs in ur cake!!!!
hussieslips:
mormonhub:
Did you know that when foxes have sex the girl fox closes her vagina at the end and traps the male foxes penis in her vagina and that’s why you hear foxes screaming at night because a male fox has a trapped penis sleep well children
Reblog if you'd go here if it was real.
inacos:
clearly-misunderst0od: