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holacruelworld: luanlegacy: kelvinjcco: OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE! THIS IS ACTUALLY TERRIFYING OK
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That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly... →
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February 2012
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
Feb 27th
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When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying... →
heyfunniest: And I’m just sitting here like you don’t know late until you get a tumblr. Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
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mintylove replied to your photo: this whore knows grammar. this bitch ass *flips… WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. HOLY SHIT. JOSH THORONTE. I’m just an online friend of his, BUT I KNOW HIM. xD What a small world. lols yeah through kevin right? kevin told me so much about you and i wanted to meet you but im shy so i followed you instead lols =x
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Girls need to start searching for a man with goals...
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mrjynntastic replied to your post: seeing bad grammar hurts me *curls into ball* awwww your adorable, wish i was their to see you’re reactions i hate you so much
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seeing bad grammar hurts me *curls into ball*
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“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama (via loveyourchaos)
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When you swear around your friends..
you’re like: But when you swear around your parents:
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.  →
wowfunniestposts: Little kids waiting in line.  ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’  Me ‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’ Laughter is the best medicine
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