March 2012
holacruelworld:
luanlegacy:
kelvinjcco:
OMG! I can’t! LOLOLOLOL
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNN!!!! SHE DROPPED THAT HOE!
THIS IS ACTUALLY TERRIFYING OK
That moment when you're singing and some bitch...
“This isn’t Glee.”
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly... →
February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying... →
heyfunniest:
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
mintylove replied to your photo: this whore knows grammar. this bitch ass *flips…
WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. HOLY SHIT. JOSH THORONTE. I’m just an online friend of his, BUT I KNOW HIM. xD What a small world.
lols yeah through kevin right? kevin told me so much about you and i wanted to meet you but im shy so i followed you instead lols =x
Girls need to start searching for a man with goals...
mrjynntastic replied to your post: seeing bad grammar hurts me *curls into ball*
awwww your adorable, wish i was their to see you’re reactions
i hate you so much
seeing bad grammar hurts me *curls into ball*
I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
When you swear around your friends..
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
wowfunniestposts:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Laughter is the best medicine